We just want to relax and squirm in your mud. Have a lick.

8/16/18

Summer Snooze


You’re reading this so you know I don’t have a job.  I’m home for summer but businesses only see students as terminal patients.  We’ll be pitied and maybe thrown a bone for a couple months before we go to hell and are quietly forgotten.  At least dying people can give advice for a nickel or another bag of morphine; I haven’t found managers eager for my thoughts on Thoreau.  So now I work as an independent contractor, meaning I wait for my parents to tell me where to drive my brothers and then I collect that gas money son!  Given their expectations I’m enrolling in some classes next quarter to prepare for next summer: The Pathology of Being Broke and Disappointment 101.

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