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In an effort encouraging members to catch more rays while chanting curses, The Satanic Temple in Santa Cruz “adopted Seabright Beach through the ‘Save our Shores’ program.” KION reports the group “will act as a caretaker for a year by holding monthly cleanups” on their newest shrine, hopefully removing the discarded bibles and giving them a proper ocean burial. For some reason surf and Satan don’t seem to mix. I hope this marketing ploy is meant to reel in vulnerable surfers, demanding they wear robes and demented bird masks to paddle out on their sandy altar. Anyone down for a beach BBQ? I just got a prime heathen from Whole Foods who’d love to be sacrificed around beers and bonfires. Normal town beaches get adopted by fire departments and girl scout troops, way too corporate for Santa Cruz. We need grassroot Satanism to reclaim Seabright for all worshippers of suffering and pestilence. Satanists would be the ones to set up seagull feeding stations just because no one else wants them. But if they repulse evangelicals, at least we can sun-tan in safety.
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